breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post
"not ALL dogs"
i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson
Ok at the beginning (races);
This black basket belongs to Hiccup.
And blue one belongs to Astrid.
But at the and of the film (races again);
Hiccup drops the black sheep into the blue basket.
This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS